Persnickety, Persnuckity!
He said, She said.
I said, You said.
They said, We said.

Right hand, Left hand.
Gripe and Grumble.
Flip the coin. Catch it quick.
Heads, Tails.

Opinions stated, Theories quoted.
Answers shouted, Replies misquoted.
This for that, Tit for tat.
Feelings bruised, People scolded.

Names jumbled, words juggled.
Raining words, Splish, Splash.
Split, Splat. What a mess.
Lines drawn, Sides parted.

High ground, Low ground.
Middle ground, Or no ground.
Compromise, Understanding.
Treaties, Peace.